quote by Arthur Conan Doyle

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

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Funny puppy quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.

You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

Funny puppy quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Funny puppy quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Funny puppy quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger;

the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

Funny puppy quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

Funny puppy quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies.

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.

Funny puppy quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the young dog and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that his world is unstable, and wonders whether he is expected to walk on his hind legs and learn to smoke cigars.

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy.

We have matching colour jackets.

To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy.

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

Funny puppy quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping.

It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My mother will roll her eyes and go, "God, really?!" But, I find children funny and great, and I love them.

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