Funny Question Quotes

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be there, in the music. Or rather, I should say, when I am making music, there are no questions and no need for answers.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

The farther the experiment is from theory, the closer it is to the Nobel Prize.

You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark.

Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if," so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

In times of stress, the best thing we can do for each other is to listen with our ears and our hearts and to be assured that our questions are just as important as our answers.

It's nothing really. It's the unique presentation that makes me look good in the action scenes. Why did I dare do them? That's a funny question! Why do I act? Why do I breathe!

Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars.

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love.

Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli.

You could ask him anything. There was no worry that he would think a particular question was stupid, since he thought all questions were stupid.

I have an oscillating fan at my house.

It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading.

Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.

That's a question mark everyone's asking

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.

Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

I discuss with myself questions of politics, love, taste, or philosophy.

I let my mind rove wantonly, give it free rein to followany idea, wise or mad that may present itself. My ideas are my harlots.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Your life is a kind of laboratory where you're constantly experimenting with your own higher knowing, always increasing your capacity to design the life you choose. Human beings must create; it's hardwired. The question is, are you consciously creating or only sleepwalking through your human life?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The young, free to act on their initiative, can lead their elders in the direction of the unknown... The children, the young, must ask the questions that we would never think to ask, but enough trust must be re-established so that the elders will be permitted to work with them on the answers.