The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth— Jim Harrison
Tempting Funny Racing quotations
Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.
What's behind you doesn't matter.
Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
Make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up.
It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance.
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports.
.. all the others are games.
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.
As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it.
The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.
If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.
When I look fast, I'm not smooth and I am going slowly.
And when I look slow, I am smooth and going fast.
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.
The older I get, the faster I was.
Mansell can see him in his earphone.
Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Once you've raced, you never forget it...and you never get over it.
Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
A race track is a place where windows clean people.
It's basically the same, just darker.
We broke something, I think it was traction.
When I started racing my father told me, 'Cristiano, nobody has three balls but some people have two very good ones.'
It's like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark.
Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.
The real competition is against the little voice inside you that wants to quit
Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others.
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse.
The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.
Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.