quote by Jim Harrison

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth

— Jim Harrison

Tempting Funny Racing quotations

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.

Funny racing quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
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What's behind you doesn't matter.

Funny racing quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.


Make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up.

Funny racing quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
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It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance.

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports.

.. all the others are games.

If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.

Funny racing quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it.

The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.


If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.

When I look fast, I'm not smooth and I am going slowly.

And when I look slow, I am smooth and going fast.

Funny racing quote Trust me, You can dance.
Trust me, You can dance.
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Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

The older I get, the faster I was.

Funny racing quote Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win.
Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win.
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Mansell can see him in his earphone.

Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Funny racing quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Once you've raced, you never forget it...and you never get over it.

Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines.


A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

Funny racing quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

A race track is a place where windows clean people.

It's basically the same, just darker.

We broke something, I think it was traction.

Funny racing quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

When I started racing my father told me, 'Cristiano, nobody has three balls but some people have two very good ones.'


It's like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Funny racing quote The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark.

Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.

The real competition is against the little voice inside you that wants to quit

Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others.

Funny racing quote Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse.

The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.

Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.