The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth— Jim Harrison
Tempting Funny Racing quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.
What's behind you doesn't matter.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.
It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance.
Make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports.
.. all the others are games.
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it.
The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it.
When I look fast, I'm not smooth and I am going slowly.
And when I look slow, I am smooth and going fast.
If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.
Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win.
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.
The older I get, the faster I was.
Trust me, You can dance.
Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Mansell can see him in his earphone.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
Once you've raced, you never forget it...and you never get over it.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
A race track is a place where windows clean people.
We broke something, I think it was traction.
When I started racing my father told me, 'Cristiano, nobody has three balls but some people have two very good ones.'
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
It's basically the same, just darker.
It's like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium
You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark.
Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
The real competition is against the little voice inside you that wants to quit
Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse.
The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.
Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.