Funny Redneck Quotes

People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.

— Travis Tritt

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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Funny redneck quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Funny redneck quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

Funny redneck quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
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You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Funny redneck quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

Funny redneck quote Trust me, You can dance.
Trust me, You can dance.
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He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.

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You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

Funny redneck quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Funny redneck quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Funny redneck quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

Funny redneck quote Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.

MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE ANY SOCIAL POLITICAL POINT, NOR AM I TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF REDNECKS. I GREW UP A COUNTRY KID AND WILL ALWAYS BE ONE. I GREW UP WITH PEOPLE THAT SAID CERTAIN THINGS FUNNY AND I PREFORM USING THE SAME LANGUAGE BECAUSE I FIND IT HYSTERICLE. THATS IT. ITS A COMEDY SHOW THAT IS FUNNY AND THATS IT.

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