People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.— Travis Tritt
Staggering Funny Redneck quotations
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
You could start an argument in an empty house.
He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
MY ACT IS 'NOTHING BUT COMEDY. I TALK SOUTHERN BECAUSE I PICKED IT UP WHEN I MOVED TO THE SOUTH. IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE ANY SOCIAL POLITICAL POINT, NOR AM I TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF REDNECKS. I GREW UP A COUNTRY KID AND WILL ALWAYS BE ONE. I GREW UP WITH PEOPLE THAT SAID CERTAIN THINGS FUNNY AND I PREFORM USING THE SAME LANGUAGE BECAUSE I FIND IT HYSTERICLE. THATS IT. ITS A COMEDY SHOW THAT IS FUNNY AND THATS IT.