We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.— Robert Fulghum
Unconventional Funny Relationship quotations
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up.
After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person;
having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg.
That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with;
marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because he or she is the mirror of who you are inside.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words.
The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.
I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.
When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself.
Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.
A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;
after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.
Problems in relationship occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the other person.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Be civil to all; serviceable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
Fear plays an interesting role in our lives.
How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships. It's funny, isn't it? We take a day a year to dress up in costumes and celebrate fear.
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Think lovingly, speak lovingly, act lovingly, and every need shall be supplied.
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
We mistakenly assume that if our partners love us they will react and behave in certain ways - the ways we react and behave when we love someone.