We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.— Robert Fulghum
Simplistic Funny Romantic quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
We were together. I forget the rest.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Yes. I guess it's the foolish romantic in me, but you see, I don’t think that sex is my Muse.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
A kiss is a lovely trick to stop speech.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Trust me, You can dance.
One of the first sights that shocked me, when I came to Israel in 1921, was an Arab turning over a field with a very primitive plow; pulling the plow were an ox and a woman. Now, if it means that we have destroyed this romantic picture by bringing in tractors, combines, and threshing machines, this is true: we have.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Then I did the simplest thing in the world.
I leaned down... and kissed him. And the world cracked open.
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off.
It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
My heart to you is given: Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.
A kiss may ruin a human life
To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons, longing, as all individuals do, to overcome the separateness and isolation to which we are all heir because we are individuals, can participate in a relationship that, for the moment, is not of two isolated selves but a union
The confessions can touch on every human emotion.
They can be laugh-out-loud funny, for sure, they can be heart-breaking, they can be sexual or hidden acts of kindness, they can be romantic.
Scratch any father, you find / Someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, / Believing change is a threat.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score: Then to that twenty, add a hundred more.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.
A kiss is a rosy dot placed on the "i" in loving.
Movies don't look hard, but figuring it out, getting the shape of it, getting everybody's character right and having it be funny, make sense and be romantic, it's creating a puzzle. Yes, having been a writer for so long, I have an awareness of when things are going awry, but it doesn't mean I know how to fix them.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?