Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.— The Undertaker
Risky Funny Sister quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn.
The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.
A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
You keep your past by having sisters.
As you get older, they're the only ones who don't get bored if you talk about your memories.
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Most of all the other beautiful things in life come by twos and threes, by dozens and hundreds. Plenty of roses, stars, sunsets, rainbows, brothers, and sisters, aunts and cousins, but only one mother in the whole world.
Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect.
My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.
In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend.
Trust me, You can dance.
Help one another is part of the religion of our sisterhood.
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
There's no better friend than a sister.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.
Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart - oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape - of your sister.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.
Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.
My mom let me kind of run free and be rowdy.
She encouraged it. I'm a youngest child. So I was spazzy and trying to be funny to my older sisters. It's kind of my role in the family - tension reliever. I was funny or annoying, depending on your perspective.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.
When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.
I am an only child. I have one sister.
There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout.
That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.
A tie is like kissing your sister.
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse.
But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
Because i have a sister I will always have a friend.
Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
Lord Help the Mister that comes between Me and My Sister.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood.