Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.— Harry J. Anslinger
Seductive Funny Smoking quotations
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex.
Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags.
Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.
I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.
In fact, I got married once on account of that.
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet.
Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?
Of course I know how to roll a joint.
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films.
I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.
We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it
Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast
Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.