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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.

Funny sports quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
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Basketball really had its origin in Indiana, which remains the center of the sport.

Funny sports quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports.

.. all the others are games.

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?


The three toughest fighters I ever fought were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprised I'm not diabetic.

Funny sports quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Funny sports quote Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in you
Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in yourself.

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later.


Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Funny sports quote The real workout starts when you want to stop.
The real workout starts when you want to stop.
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I stare out the window and wait for spring.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike.

If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Funny sports quote Our bodies are capable of anything. It's our mind we have to convince.
Our bodies are capable of anything. It's our mind we have to convince.

The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled

I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia.

Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.

I have two speeds. Fast and faster. I don't just run. I take it.

Funny sports quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion.

But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.

Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved.

I wasnt aware of another Manchester team


In training, you listen to your body. In competition, you tell your body to shut up.

Funny sports quote Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport.

My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

Funny sports quote Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep
Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a vision, a dream.

It takes a lot of hard work and dedication just like any pro sport.

Especially for beach volleyball you don't have to be tall or as fast as other sports. You just have to have the skills.


When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!

Funny sports quote Trust me, You can dance.
Trust me, You can dance.
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When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.

Volleyball is one of the most interactive games going.

It is a game of intuition, imagination, improvisation - but most of all, of reciprocity - of teamwork. There is no way to free-lance in volleyball.

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

Funny sports quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports.