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Funny sports quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.

Basketball really had its origin in Indiana, which remains the center of the sport.

Funny sports quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?

The three toughest fighters I ever fought were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprised I'm not diabetic.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Funny sports quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports.

.. all the others are games.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Funny sports quote The real workout starts when you want to stop.

The real workout starts when you want to stop.

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If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later.

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Funny sports quote Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in you

Your body will be around a lot longer than that expensive handbag. Invest in yourself.

The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike.

If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia.

Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.

Funny sports quote Our bodies are capable of anything. It's our mind we have to convince.

Our bodies are capable of anything. It's our mind we have to convince.

I stare out the window and wait for spring.

I have two speeds. Fast and faster. I don't just run. I take it.

Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion.

But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.

Funny sports quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved.

I wasnt aware of another Manchester team

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

In training, you listen to your body. In competition, you tell your body to shut up.

Funny sports quote Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep

Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a vision, a dream.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport.

My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

Funny sports quote Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

It takes a lot of hard work and dedication just like any pro sport.

Especially for beach volleyball you don't have to be tall or as fast as other sports. You just have to have the skills.

Volleyball is one of the most interactive games going.

It is a game of intuition, imagination, improvisation - but most of all, of reciprocity - of teamwork. There is no way to free-lance in volleyball.

When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.

Funny sports quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

Funny sports quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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Be so good they can't ignore you.

If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports.

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

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