The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.— Mark Twain
Sensual Funny Strong Women quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.
I'd much rather be a woman than a man.
Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
I’ve often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there’s a fight to be won. If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.
For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep going. Tough situations build strong people in the end.
For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt... misogynist streak is too strong a term - but a dismissiveness.
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A strong person loves, forgives, walks away, lets go, tries again, perseveres... No matter what life throws at them.
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it.
You have to go down the chute.
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know
Never assume that loud is strong and quiet is weak.
There are only three things to be done with a woman.
You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.
No woman who had been intimate with a god was easily disturbed.
I think it's dangerous to look at every Muslim woman the same and to assume that every experience within the religion is the same, meaning that there are going to be strong and assertive women that are Muslim. There's going to be a more passive woman who just so happens to be a Muslim. There may be a funny, big-personality woman and she's Muslim.
Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise enough to stand together when the time comes.
If your idea of a role model is somebody who's gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I'm not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.
I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable.
They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming... Often, after hearing her speak at some function or working with her on a project, people will approach me and say something to the effect of "You know, I think the world of you, Barack, but your wife... wow!"
She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it.