quote by Jake LaMotta

The three toughest fighters I ever fought were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprised I'm not diabetic.

— Jake LaMotta

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Funny surprise quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution.

The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

Funny surprise quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff to lighten the load.

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Funny surprise quote I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.

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Easter was when Hope in person surprised the whole world by coming forward from the future into the present.

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off.

It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Funny surprise quote It is surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that

It is surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feeling toward themselves, and if you are not comfortable within yourself, you can't be comfortable with others.

Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.

Funny surprise quote When opportunity comes, it is too late to prepare.

When opportunity comes, it is too late to prepare.

A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr.

Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

Funny surprise quote I am choosing happiness over suffering. I'm making space for the unknown future

I am choosing happiness over suffering. I'm making space for the unknown future to fill up my life with yet-to-come surprises.

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex.

Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

That goal surprised most people, least of all myself

If we are strong, and have faith in life and its richness of surprises, and hold the rudder steadily in our hands. I am sure we will sail into quiet and pleasant waters for our old age.

Funny surprise quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

Funny surprise quote Trust me, You can dance.

Trust me, You can dance.

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If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

Canadians have an abiding interest in surprising those Americans who have historically made little effort to learn about their neighbour to the North.

I follow the most random people on Twitter.

I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

Funny surprise quote I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Fundamentals that you read about are typically useless as the market has already discounted the price, and I call them “funny-mentals”. However, if you catch on early, before others believe, you might have valuable “surprise-a-mentals”.

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.

I think the essence of humor has not changed.

It's all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed. Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It's brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.

Funny surprise quote From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting.

Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and — Oh, Hell — just gorgeously written!

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English.

So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.

Funny surprise quote Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I love a novel that’s funny, and The Taxman Cometh is very funny, delightfully well-written, yet with a serious message about how government bureaucracy affects us all. Read. Enjoy. And if a comparison to Catch 22 pops into your mind, that’s not surprising.

I think I would say 'The King's Speech' is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented there's more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending.

I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare.

I follow the most random people on Twitter.

I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

My company is known for being funny as well as moving.

You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they're going to have a surprising experience.

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