In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe.— Elliott Chaze
Exciting Funny Tennis quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.
The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments.
Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
What rivalry? I win all the matches.
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I have always considered tennis as a combat in an arena between two gladiators who have their racquets and their courage as their weapons.
It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls.
But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!"
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling.
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
Trust me, You can dance.
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun.
And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had.
Tennis is a funny game; unbelievable highs and the lows are just as low.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
When Martina is tense it helps her relax.
If she gets the jitters now, then she isn't the great champion that she is.
Tennis was a game invented by a woman named Samantha Tennis in 1839, in the village of Lobsworth, County of Kent, as a diversion for the wealthy and titled Englishmen of the region, who had nothing better to do at the time but drink, belch and wear funny clothes.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining.
It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off .
These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier .
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer
Actually, I tossed it nicely, landed nicely, like airplane.
No warning, beautiful. That's the art of throwing racquets.
Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."