Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.— William Wordsworth
Sublime Funny Valentine quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it
Love conquers all things.
Trust me, You can dance.
I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion.
Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature.
But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off.
It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings.
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.