quote by William Wordsworth

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.

— William Wordsworth

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Funny valentines day quote Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a

Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.

Funny valentines day quote One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you'v

One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you've always wanted. Do it now.

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.

Funny valentines day quote I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world wil

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it

Funny valentines day quote A little progress each day adds up to bg results.

A little progress each day adds up to bg results.

Love conquers all things.

I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Funny valentines day quote There comes a day when you realize turning the page is the best feeling in the w

There comes a day when you realize turning the page is the best feeling in the world, because you realize there is so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.

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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion.

Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

Funny valentines day quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Funny valentines day quote Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

Funny valentines day quote Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

Funny valentines day quote Look for something positive in every day, even if some days you have to look a l

Look for something positive in every day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature.

But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off.

It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Funny valentines day quote There are seven days in the week and someday isn't one of them.

There are seven days in the week and someday isn't one of them.

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

Funny valentines day quote Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experie

Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.

But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.

You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him.

You have your own happiness to think about.

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.

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