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Funny valentines day card quote Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a

Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion.

Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

Funny valentines day card quote One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you'v

One day, you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the thing you've always wanted. Do it now.

Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Funny valentines day card quote I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world wil

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.

Money gives me pleasure all the time.

The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods.

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