Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.— Harry J. Anslinger
Beautiful Funny Weed quotations
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.
Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.
Of course I know how to roll a joint.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet.
Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.
We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption.
I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast
Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.
Some see a weed, some see a wish.
You bet I did and I enjoyed it.
Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants.
It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.
When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.
I'm all about that money, dress like everyday sunny, rolling weed like a Marley, smile like everything funny.
I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.
Trust me, You can dance.
When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it, and I didnt inhale, and I never tried again.
Forty million Americans smoked marijuana;
the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.
All I want to do is yoga and hike, and smoke weed. It's funny.
Some see a weed, some see a wish.
I experimented with marijuana a time or two.
I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.
I don't think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
It is beyond my comprehension that any humane person would withhold such a beneficial substance from people in such great need simply because others use it for different purposes.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.
Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.
In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together.
You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects.
You know, I - why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel.
By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather;
they were like, If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.
I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good