Let me remind you that this is God's universe, and He is doing things His way. You may think you have a better way, but you don't have a universe to rule.— J. Vernon McGee
Belligerent Funny Work quotations
Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.
Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work.
Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.
Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.
The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.
Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.
Good things come to those who hustle
It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich.
If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.
Good things come to those who wait.
Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
You can't do better design with a computer, but you can speed up your work enormously.
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is.
I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.
If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love.
Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision
People notice peacemakers because they dress funny.
We know how the people who make war dress - in uniforms and medals, or in computers and clipboards, or in absoluteness, severity, greed, and cynicism. But the peacemaker is dressed in righteousness, justice, and faithfulness - dressed for the work that is to be done.
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.
If you are not prepared, you cannot work out intensely.
If you do not perform, you cannot get results, and if you can't do your best to recover, you won't get the benefits of your hard work.
Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.
Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.