Top 10 funny quotes

What are the TOP 10 quotes about funny?

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov, scientist

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

Albert Einstein, physicist

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn, actress

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain, author

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Laugh at the Absurdity of Life

Stephen Hawking, scientist

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin, comedian

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard, writer

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

Arnold Palmer, athlete

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Kevin James, comedian

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg, comedian

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