Top 10 funny quotes

What are the TOP 10 quotes about funny?

  1. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

    Isaac Asimov

  2. You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

    Albert Einstein

  3. Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

    Katharine Hepburn

  4. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

    Mark Twain

  5. Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Laugh at the Absurdity of Life

    Stephen Hawking

  6. That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

    George Carlin

  7. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

    Elbert Hubbard

  8. It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

    Arnold Palmer

  9. There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

    Kevin James

  10. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

    Mitch Hedberg

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