quote by William Shakespeare

I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.

— William Shakespeare

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Without garlic I simply would not care to live.

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You can never have too much, butter.

You can never have too much money.

You can never have too much sky.


What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.

Garlic is as good as ten mothers.

Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke.


The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

It's a comfort to always find pasta in the cupboard and garlic and parsley in the garden.

The grotesque prudishness and archness with which garlic is treated in [England] has led to the superstition that rubbing the bowl with it before putting the salad in gives sufficient flavor. It rather depends whether you are going to eat the bowl or the salad.


Peppers, garlic, hazelnuts and brazil nuts make my mouth, tongue and eyes swell and itch within minutes of eating them.

There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic.

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars.

Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.

Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

The air in Provence is impregnated with the aroma of garlic, which makes it very healthful to breathe.


The combination of olive oil, garlic and lemon juice lifts the spirits in winter.

My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef.

You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker until it falls apart with simple mushrooms, some onions and lots of fresh thyme and garlic.

Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do.

There are many miracles in the world to be celebrated and, for me, garlic is the most deserving.

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul.

Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime...Please, treat your garlic with respect...Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.

Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much.

The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.

Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.


Hatred, for the man who is not engaged in it, is a little like the odor of garlic for one who hasn't eaten any.

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay.

So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

Home-made bread rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with olive oil, shared-with a flask of wine-between working people, can be more convivial than any feast.

And if you worry that not finishing the food on your plate is a slap in the face of all the hungry people everywhere, you are not living in reality. The truth is that you either throw the food out or you throw it in, but either way it turns to waste. World hunger will not be solved by finishing the garlic mashed potatoes on your plate.