Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple— Gene Wilder
Memorable Geek quotations
Be nice to geeks, you'll probably end up working for one.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy.
Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
I still am a geek, I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
I see no shame in having an unhealthy obsession with something.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
The word 'geek' today does not mean what it used to mean.
A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.
He smiled, and it made his dimples come out.
“I think I’m more Batman,” he said. “You know, what with all the bats and nighttime activities. And Batman is much cooler.” “Geek.” His smile widened. “You say the nicest things. Haven’t you heard? Geeks run the world now.” -BLACK DAWN
I'm going to give you a little advice.
There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.
I'm a serious geek. I mean I seriously want to own a unicorn when I'm older . . . or a Pegasus . . . yeah Pegasus sounds better.
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
In Europe they call geeks 'smart people,' and frankly I think we live in a culture that doesn't value intelligence enough; so I am very proud in saying that I am a geek.
I've worked so hard to eliminate the inner geek from my life.
I suddenly realize I have no patience for those people who still have their geeks showing. Now I see why being 'normal' has been so important to me.
I've never related to the work geek at all-it sounds much more horrible than nerd. Like a freak biting a chicken's head off in a sideshow.
I wouldn't call myself a geek, but I do sometimes teach Mommy and Daddy stuff about computers. And I do watch TV, but only informative programmes like the news and documentaries.
Bite off more than you can chew, then keep chewing.
I'd have described myself as a Tolkien reader before this, but now I'd describe myself as a Tolkien geek.
Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.
Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes.
I met Jeb Bush in 1971 in my hometown in Mexico.
We dated for three years back and forth. Then, after three years, he proposed to me.
Even now, when I do a slide show of the Geek Squad story, the first slide is a photo of ramen noodles. Because for me, ramen noodles are the international symbol for struggle.
I always like to say that it's chic to be a geek.
I wish everyone was a sci-fi geek because then there would be no violence in the world. There'd be no wars. There'd only be people e-mailing each other.
I just love feeling myself, and moving, flexing, jumping, expressing, dancing and doing movement. I'm in tune with it. I like to express myself with my body, more so than intellectually. But, I am a geek.
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it.
He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.
I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek.
The road goes ever on and on
Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!
I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
No one gets teased for being a geek anymore- science is the new rock n roll
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Most frontmen are not born hams like David Lee Roth.
We're more like Joey Ramone: awkward geeks who somehow find our place in the world on the stage.
I like to talk. I'm a terrible dancer. I love my hometown. I have freckles and oversized ears. I'm a geeks. I have tried not to hide who I am or what matters to me.