quote by Harold MacMillan

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.

— Harold MacMillan

Most Powerful Geriatrics quotations

I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics.

But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.

The awful thing about a conductor becoming geriatric is that you seem to become more desirable, not less.

I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.

We as the band are geriatric, and I've got one foot in the grave.

But when I start to think about it in the quiet of the night, I'm filled with energy and I think that time does not proceed chronologically for us after all. Instead, we are bend back towards eternal youth and immortality.

On Mardi Gras, she got his soul back and freed him.

(Wulf) Oh man, that sucks. Now he’s going to have to join Kyrian on the geriatric patrol. (Chris)

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat.

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

It's outrageous. It's ridiculous. And 'twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It's so annoying.

In one study, old people assigned to a geriatrics team stayed independent for far longer, and were admitted to the hospital less.

I want to retire at 50. I want to play cricket in the summer and geriatric football in the winter, and sing in the choir.

A word to the wise to all the children of the twentieth century, whether their concern be pediatrics or geriatrics, whether they crawl on hands and knees and wear diapers or walk with a cane and comb their beards. There's a wondrous magic to Christmas, and there's a special power reserved for little people. In short, there's nothing mightier than the meek, and a merry Christmas to each and all.

Still very active And rarely seen apart You're teenage geriatrics Modern and young at heart

I didn't think it was possible at my age, honestly. They call it a geriatric pregnancy.

Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women.

Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed diapers while I’m at it? Next time I’ll let The League have you. Vik, I’m relinquishing control back to you. (Devyn) It’s what I live for. By the way, ye organic life forms aren’t the only ones who’ve soiled themselves. Can I have a minute to attend my needs, Captain Asshole? (Vik)