I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies "Я" Us.
— Ludacris
Most Powerful Gift Certificate quotations
How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy.
But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
Reading is such a personal thing to me.
I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that person choose his or her own books.
I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a department store: anything. A piece of jewelry made by hand: something. A dollar: anything. A sand dollar: something. A gift certificate: anything. An IOU for two hours of starwatching: something. A drunk kiss at a party: anything. A sober kiss alone in a park: something.