quote by Ludacris

I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies "Я" Us.

— Ludacris

Most Powerful Gift Certificate quotations

How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?

Gift certificate quote Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why we
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why we call it present.
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I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

Gift certificate quote The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away
The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy.

But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.

Reading is such a personal thing to me.

I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that person choose his or her own books.

I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.

Gift certificate quote Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
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I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a department store: anything. A piece of jewelry made by hand: something. A dollar: anything. A sand dollar: something. A gift certificate: anything. An IOU for two hours of starwatching: something. A drunk kiss at a party: anything. A sober kiss alone in a park: something.