I stay higher than giraffe pussy— Gucci Mane
Most Powerful Giraffes quotations
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.
The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.
When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, "It's okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out."
Sometimes facing opportunity is like staring at the knees of a giraffe.
This is the greatest discovery of the scientific enterprise: You take hydrogen gas, and you leave it alone, and it turns into rosebuds, giraffes and humans.
Wildlife is something which man cannot construct.
Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Man can rebuild a pyramid, but he can't rebuild ecology, or a giraffe.
Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.
However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric.
People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It is unnatural for a dog to nurse from a mother giraffe; it is just as unnatural for a human being to drink the milk of a cow.
Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas.
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the plains in long garb, draperies of morning mist her mirage.
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.
If you let hydrogen gas alone for 13 billion years it will become giraffes, rose bushes and humans.
I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
I remember once reading that it is still not understood how the giraffe manages to pump an adequate blood supply all the way up to its head; but it is hard to imagine that anyone would conclude tht giraffes do not have long necks. At least not anyone who had ever been to a zoo
A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
My childhood was really comfortable and secure, but school was a nightmare.
I was a lot taller than the other girls and they called me Gitte the giraffe.
Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it can't be God's will? The God who made giraffes, a baby's fingernails, a puppy's tail, a crooknecked squash, the bobwhite's call, and a young girl's giggle, has a sense of humor. Make no mistake about that.
Children start off reading in books about lions and giraffes and so on, but they also-if theyre lucky enough and have reasonable privileges of any human being-are able to go into a garden and turn over stone and see a worm and see a slug and see an ant.
Nothing is more important than saving .
.. the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.
A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus;
and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.
I like snakes. I like hummingbirds. There's nothing on earth I don't like. Frogs. Salamanders. The bunnies, the giraffes, the hippopotamuses.
When asked if he was a basketball player he replied No I clean giraffe ears.
Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction.
I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.
It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down.
They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.