I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat— Kendrick Lamar
Most Powerful Goats quotations
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.
A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment.
.. a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.
People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful Bryan.
Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artistic integrity of a slot machine, and the manners of a floorwalker with delusions of grandeur.
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.
The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God. The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God. The nakedness of woman is the work of God.
Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors.
Behind one door is a car, the others, goats. You pick a door, say #1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say #3, which has a goat. He says to you: 'Do you want to pick door #2?' Is it to your advantage to switch your choice of doors?
You never have to wait long, or look far, to be reminded of how thin the line is between being a hero or a goat.
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.
I drive out to this quail farm, where I get a lot of these incredible quail eggs, which I eat all day long. And I eat a lot of superfoods like goji, cacao and chia seeds, things like that. And I like unpasteurised milk of the goat and the sheep. They send it once a week from Pennsylvania, from the Amish farms, and I get it in Los Angeles.
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
The music teacher thought I sang like a goat.
It was kind of devastating. A few months after that, I participated in a music contest and won. I took my little trophy to school and rubbed it in his nose. I said to him, "What do you say now?"
Whatever gets your goat gets your attention.
Whatever gets your attention gets your time. Whatever gets your time gets you. Whatever gets you becomes your master. Take care, lest a little thing horn in and get your goat
But you cannot have harmony without a commitment to ethical behavior.
It's the fence that keeps out the goats that will eat all the young shoots in your garden.
We deal five minutes with a person and their conversion and then we spend the next fifty years trying to disciple a goat into a sheep. I'm not saying this because I'm angry. I'm saying this because countless people are being deceived.
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo.
But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.
Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual.
The world is not to be divided into sheeps and goats. Not all things are black nor all things white.
As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.
Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.
My men like satyrs grazing on the lawns, / Shall with their goat-feet dance an antic hay.
Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year.
A baseball player can be the hero or the goat one-hundred and sixty-two times a year.
What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.
If a mind is just a few pounds of blood, urea, and electricity, how does it manage to contemplate itself, worry about its soul, do time-and-motion studies, admire the shy hooves of a goat, know that it will die, enjoy all the grand and lesser mayhems of the heart ?
Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.
Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much.
I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Students of the heavens are separable into astronomers and astrologers as readily as the minor domestic ruminants into sheep and goats, but the separation of philosophers into sages and cranks seems to be more sensitive to frames of reference.