You can't go to Heaven hating somebody. Forgive now. Be compassionate now. Be patient now. Be grateful now. Love Jesus and Mary now. Accept God's will now.— Mother Angelica
Staggering Going To Heaven quotations
I desire to go to Hell and not to Heaven.
In the former I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks and apostles
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become.
Our culture is so fixated on dying and going to heaven when the whole Scripture is about heaven coming to earth.
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
I believe that a great number of people are going to die and go to hell because they’re counting on their religiosity in the church instead of their relationship with Jesus to get them to heaven. They give lip service to repentance and faith, but they’ve never been born again.
Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
A lot of people think that Christianity is you doing all the righteous things you hate and avoiding all the wicked things you love in order to go to Heaven. No, that's a lost man with religion. A Christian is a person whose heart has been changed; they have new affections.
If I go to hell, then heavens to blame
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
What can you say to a man who tells you he prefers obeying God rather than men, and that as a result he's certain he'll go to heaven if he cuts your throat?
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Think well. Speak well. Do well. These three things, through the mercy of God, will make a man go to Heaven.
According to the men of the world, few are going to hell;
According to the Bible, few are going to heaven.
A Christian is not somebody who stays away from all the wicked things he loves and clings to all the righteous things he hates so that he can go to heaven. The fear of the Christian is not going to hell. The fear of the Christian is being separated from Christ.
They love the fact you made it, but hate the fact you got it.
The stairway to heaven is packed...I'm in the lobby. Too scared to go to sleep, cause most times I often doubt my dreams.
On the eve of the cross, Jesus made his decision.
He would rather go to hell for you than go to heaven without you.
Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die
Next, they'll say, "Do you want to go to heaven?" Have you ever had anybody say, "No, I'd rather go to hell." My friend, understand this, everyone wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there.
Do not put off any longer confessing all your sins, for death will soon come.
Give and it will be given you; forgive and you will be forgiven. . . Blessed are they who die repentant, for they shall go to the Kingdom of Heaven!
Be ever questioning. Ignorance is not bliss. It is oblivion. You don't go to heaven if you die dumb. Become better informed. Lean from others' mistakes. You could not live long enough to make them all yourself.
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new.
Where is Polonius? HAMLET In heaven. Send hither to see. If your messenger find him not there, seek him i' th' other place yourself. But if indeed you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.
I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven.
No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to the other place.
Zeus most glorious and most great, Thundercloud, throned in the heavens! Let not the sun go down and the darkness come, until I cast down headlong the citadel of Priam in flames, and burn his gates with blazing fire, and tear to rags the shirt upon Hectors breast! May many of his men fall about him prone in the dust and bite the earth!
If living on fruits and water is of superior merit, monkeys and fish will go to heaven before men.