Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did— Henny Youngman
Staggering Gold Digger quotations
Anyone can find the dirt in someone. Be the on to find the gold.
I am called a gold digger all the time.
I don't care. There is nothing you can do about what other people say.
If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account.
I'd be worth millions and millions.
All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.
People say I'm a gold digger, but do you see me wearing gold? No. I'm wearing diamonds.
Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!
Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up.
Like when I got a hold of the poster for 'Gold Diggers,' I said: 'Hey, wait a minute! Those aren't my teeth!'
Don't gain the world and lose your soul. Wisdom is better than silver and gold.
The most adorable thing about Toronto is that she remains fiercely aloof and indifferent to the fads and entrepreneurial fevers of her lovers. She is intractably herself, admissive to the most vagrant, sober in a way that gets misinterpreted as stodginess. Her generosity extends to the meek as well as the gold diggers. Mercifully, she doesn't give a hoot about our portraits of her, but just waits, patiently, for our affection and citizenship.
When I think of the gold-diggers and the Mormons, the slaves and the slave-holders and the flibustiers, I naturally dream of a glorious private life. No, I am not patriotic.
The gold-digger is the enemy of the honest laborer, whatever checks and compensations there may be. It is not enough to tell me that you worked hard to get your gold. So does the Devil work hard. The way of transgressors may be hard in many respects.
Whatever you use to keep the pain at bay robs you of the fleck and nuggets of gold that feeling grief will give you.
And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!