If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.— Lou Holtz
Uplifting Golf Clubs quotations
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners.
That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete.
He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different, every week; and all around him is sand, trees, grass, water, wind and 143 other players. In addition, the game is 50 percent mental, so his biggest enemy is himself.
If one defines the term 'dropout' to mean a person who has given up serious effort to meet his responsibilities, then every business office, government agency, golf club and university faculty would yield its quota.
I would rather be of clear mind and decision with the wrong club than with an unclear mind and the right club.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.
We were all born with webbed feet and a golf club in our hand.
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world.
They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.
When you make a mistake, the ocean gives you an instant reminder.
You get punished. If golf clubs could shock you every time you hit the ball wrong, we'd probably learn how to play golf pretty well.
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.
I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.
Cape Town's beaches are superb and while the water on the Atlantic side is damn cold, it's very pleasant on the other side. Bring your golf clubs if you play - Cape Town has some fabulous golf courses.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
If I swung the gavel the way I swung that golf club, the nation would be in a helluva mess.
There is no similarity between golf and putting;
they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
I've noticed the sound of the golf ball being hit by the golf club is different, and much more realistic, with the hearing aids. The sound with the hearing aids makes sense, and better represents what I know is happening to the golf ball. So you could say that the hearing aids help give me confidence regarding my golf game.
My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be;
An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.
When I play my best golf, I feel as if I'm in a fog, standing back watching the earth in orbit with a golf club in my hands.
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else.
But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course.
I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball.
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.