Golf Love Quotes

Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again.

I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age.

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.

My dad's method in his madness was to try every sport and then observe what I liked. I played football, tennis, golf, cricket but I loved my snooker.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

I love baseball, but being here (in the United States), I've been able to play golf every day. I can't play in Japan because every course has caddies, and the caddies all want autographs and don't want to let me golf.

Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.

Swing hard in case you hit it.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Golf is a nice game, but that's all. It's never going to be an exciting game to watch on TV. It's not a circus and never will be one. The audience for golf is not going to change significantly. It's always going to be people who play it, understand it, and love it.

From Here to Eternity' happens to be fourteen-carat entertainment.

The main trouble is that it is too entertaining for a film in which love affairs flounder, one sweet guy is beaten to death, and a man of high principles is mistaken for a saboteur and killed on a golf course.

There is no similarity between golf and putting;

they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Golf is very much like a love affair.

If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.

I am what I am. I love golf, I love my life, I love my family and friends.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

I love swimming, tennis, and I am taking up golf.

I am not serious about it, I just go to the range and practice. Other than that, I enjoy going to the movies and hanging out with my friends.

I love to crunch numbers. I look at how many fairways I hit, how many greens I hit. I plan my way around the golf course.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress.

If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots.

I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank it, or hit it out-of-bounds. But even if one of those bad things happens, I've got a little money in the bank, my wife still loves me, and my dog won't bite me when I come home.

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

It's a faithless love, but you hit four good shots and you've started your day right.

I love to play to win.

I love to play golf, and that's my arena.

And you can characterize it and describe it however you want, but I have a love and a passion for getting that ball in the hole and beating those guys.

I'm a big believer in the Wii. I love the physicality of the Wii controller, and how you can get the feeling of throwing a bowling ball or swinging a golf club. Those are the kinds of games I really like.