Good Beer Quotes

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

I do condition my hair with honey and beer.

I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.

I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.

One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying to let people have a good time at my shows and forget their problems. Relax and enjoy. There's not certain religions or politics sold on them. Just come out, have a beer, have a laugh, good energy from stage and have a good time.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

I just hope we can find our way back to engaging with one another, arguing strongly with one another, and then going down and having a root beer together or something and - and having a good laugh about it as we work together for the best interests of the next generation of Americans who are going to inherit this country.

Good people drink good beer.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety.

I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us.

I think this would be a good time for a beer.

Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography.

You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn't structured around such things, except in beer commercials.

Cub fans, by consensus, are the best in baseball.

Year after year, in good times and (mostly) bad, they turn out in vociferous numbers, sustaining themselves with a heavenly ichor that combines loyalty, criticism, cheerfulness, durability, rage, beer and hope, in exquisite proportions.

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells.

..any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.

All you need is a pool table, beer, an electric jukebox and good conversation.

The day a girl beats me in a game of Beirut [a kind of beer pong] is a good sign!

Let no man thirst for good beer.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.

' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver.

I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.

I like a good beer. Of course, I'll drink a bad one too. Let no person thirst for lack of real ale! Thank god for long-necked bottles, the angel's remedy.

I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the party was, walked in and, God I don't know why, because I hardly ever drink it, I had a double scotch. And I had another.

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.