Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.— Woody Allen
Informative Good Humor quotations
The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy.
Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
Just do what works for you, because there will always be someone who thinks differently.
I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.
What a newspaper needs in its news, in its headlines, and on its editorial page is terseness, humor, descriptive power, satire, originality, good literary style, clever condensation and accuracy, accuracy, accuracy.
Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.
Persist to overcome. He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Practically speaking, a life that is vowed to simplicity, appropriate boldness, good humor, gratitude, unstinting work and play, and lots of walking, brings us close to the actually existing world and its wholeness.
I am content in my later years. I have kept my good humor and take neither myself nor the next person seriously.
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
All in all, I think that out of all musical genres, the world of metal is the most escapist one. Metal is also music for people who think for themselves. I think metalheads are smart people who possess a healthy dose of self-irony and a good sense of humor, and that appeals to me. I felt a strong affinity with the scene from the first moment on.
Every kind of music is good, except the boring kind.
Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body.
It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
Whatever is good for you soul, do that.
A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.
Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.
If you want to be good at something, you must first be willing to be bad at it.
No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Try no to resist the changes that come in your way. Instead, let life live through you. And do not worry that your life is turning upside down. How do you know that the side you are used to is better than the one to come? How Rumi Can Change Your Life?
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge.
It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.
Friendship picks you up when the world lets you down.
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.
In my family, there was not an abundance of wealth, but there was an abundance of love. So there was always humor, and there was joy and there was comfort and there was this environment just to have a good time.
Every may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world.
So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.
He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'