quote by Woody Allen

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

— Woody Allen

Astonishing Good Sex quotations

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Good sex quote The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch the
The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.

When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.

Good sex quote Persist to overcome. He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good
Persist to overcome. He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.

Rolex, mo sex, good weed, no stress, run my town, arms, chest, lift weights, bowflex

There's nothing better than good sex.

But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Good sex quote Just do what works for you, because there will always be someone who thinks diff
Just do what works for you, because there will always be someone who thinks differently.

The first step to this end is to develop peace and goodwill within our borders, by training our youth of both sexes to its practice as their habit of life, so that the jealousies of town against town, class against class and sect against sect no longer exist; and then to extend this good feeling beyond our frontiers towards our neighbours.

Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;

and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Good sex quote Whatever is good for you soul, do that.
Whatever is good for you soul, do that.

Writing is the flip side of sex - it's good only when it's over.

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York.

The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

Good sex quote Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experie
Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.

You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.

When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her.

I'm kind of a good girl - and I'm not.

I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do.

Good sex quote Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no critici
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better be awfully good.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

Good sex quote There is a battle of two wolves inside us all. One is evil. It is anger, jealous
There is a battle of two wolves inside us all. One is evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, lies, inferiority and ego. The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy and truth. The wolf that wins? The one you feed.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

For me, the best things in life - meaningful work, meaningful relationships, interesting experiences, good food, sleep, music, ideas, sex, and other basic needs and pleasures - are not, past a certain point, materially improved upon by having a lot of money.

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

Good sex quote Try no to resist the changes that come in your way. Instead, let life live throu
Try no to resist the changes that come in your way. Instead, let life live through you. And do not worry that your life is turning upside down. How do you know that the side you are used to is better than the one to come? How Rumi Can Change Your Life?

'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm.

That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?'

I consider promiscuity immoral. Not because sex is evil, but because sex is too good and too important.

From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.

Good sex quote No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the g
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!

Good sex quote If you want to be good at something, you must first be willing to be bad at it.
If you want to be good at something, you must first be willing to be bad at it.
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Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.

People don't want to see me having sex.

.. I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Good sex quote Every may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
Every may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
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This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock 'n roll, and if I may say so, I'm pretty good at it.

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety.

That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup.

It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.

All too many men still seem to believe, in a rather naïve and egocentric way, that what feels good to them is automatically what feels good to women.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.