Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.— Woody Allen
Astonishing Good Sex quotations
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
Rolex, mo sex, good weed, no stress, run my town, arms, chest, lift weights, bowflex
There's nothing better than good sex.
But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
The first step to this end is to develop peace and goodwill within our borders, by training our youth of both sexes to its practice as their habit of life, so that the jealousies of town against town, class against class and sect against sect no longer exist; and then to extend this good feeling beyond our frontiers towards our neighbours.
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
Writing is the flip side of sex - it's good only when it's over.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York.
The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.
When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her.
I'm kind of a good girl - and I'm not.
I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better be awfully good.
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
For me, the best things in life - meaningful work, meaningful relationships, interesting experiences, good food, sleep, music, ideas, sex, and other basic needs and pleasures - are not, past a certain point, materially improved upon by having a lot of money.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm.
That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?'
I consider promiscuity immoral. Not because sex is evil, but because sex is too good and too important.
From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
I'm a bit of a slag... Some people don't think it's very nice, but I don't care... I've got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!
Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.
People don't want to see me having sex.
.. I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock 'n roll, and if I may say so, I'm pretty good at it.
I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety.
That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup.
It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.
All too many men still seem to believe, in a rather naïve and egocentric way, that what feels good to them is automatically what feels good to women.