quote by Hattie McDaniel

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

— Hattie McDaniel

Professional Grapefruit quotations

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.


A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.

Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.

I got balls the size of grapefruits!


Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

So far I've always kept my diet secret but now I might as well tell everyone what it is. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men.

Hollywood's a great place to live... if you're a grapefruit.

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast.


If I filled the Earth with blueberries, I would have the same number as atoms in a grapefruit.

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking.

I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal.

Imagine the clouds dripping Dig a hole in your garden to put them in

I am grateful... grapefruit.


With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find a grapefruit - a guy needs to be smarter and more determined to get lean.

The grapevine should be named after a more bitter fruit. It should be called the grapefruit tree.

I'm being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, 'Oh, I had a grapefruit this morning and it was delicious,' because, who cares?

Life...is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

This is unexpected... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit.


Family's the one thing you can't change.

You can cover yourself with tattoos. You can get a grapefruit-sized ring going through your earlobe. You can change your name. You can move to a different continent. But you cannot change who your parents were, and who your siblings are, and who your children are.

Give death announcements each time you move instead of giving announcements of the change of address. Send the same when you die.

Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges.

I made a point of eating so fast I never kept the other people waiting who generally ordered only chef's salad and grapefruit juice because they were trying to reduce. Almost everybody I met in New York was trying to reduce.

Rosewood has always been one of my favourite scents, as has the pink grapefruit and pepper we've also put in Homme.


If I filled the Earth with blueberries, I would have the same number as atoms in a grapefruit.

« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style.