A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.— Albert Einstein
Dreamy Great Alcohol quotations
Silence is a source of great strength.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things .
. . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.
After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were.
After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss people.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
Failure is a great teacher, and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you.
Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache.
I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
To a great mind, nothing is little.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Average people have great ideas. Legends have great execution.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Acknowledge all of your small victories. They will eventually add up to something great.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with.
It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
A meal without wine is like a day without sun
No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew it was something else, possibly a woman; and when he had it all -- cash, booze, and a wife -- he couldn't be distracted from the great emptiness that was always falling through him and never hit the ground.