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Great dane quote Silence is a source of great strength.

Silence is a source of great strength.

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies.

She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

Great dane quote Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.

Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.

Along with the evidence of common sense, researchers have proven scientifically that humans are all one people. We're a lot like dogs in that regard. If a Great Dane interacts (can we say interact?) with a Chihuahua, you get a dog.

I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.

I am a Pit Bull mixed with a Great Dane, mixed with a Rottweiler, mixed with a Bull Terrier, mixed with everything. That's what kind of dog I am.

Great dane quote Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss peopl

Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss people.

I love musical festivals Pukkelpop, Lowlands, and Glastonbury.

But Roskilde is great - it's one of the things Danes try to be proud of. Actually, I usually try to set up a clothing pop-up shop at the festival every year.

Claire Danes is lovely and a really great actress.

Ruminants are a perfectly normal thing to possess when you live in upstate New York. It's just moving scenery. It's kind of like the equivalent of Great Danes. It's the way you keep your grass mowed. It's the way you keep your weed-whacking to a minimum.

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