Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.— Woody Allen
Simplistic Great Sex quotations
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.
People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
How ever sugarcoated and ambiguous, every form of authoritarianism must start with a belief in some group's greater right to power, whether that right is justified by sex, race, religion or all four.
Friendship is all about trust and sharing.
Passionate and romantic love is all about sex and emotions. You have to try to combine those, I think. The great marriages, the great couples I know, have both.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983?
I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Sexual activity, and the thoughts and fantasies of sex, use up a great portion of our vital force. When that force is conserved through abstinence, it becomes sublimated as spiritual energy.
Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don't put them down for it.
I think it's great. My attitude with sex with any woman I've ever been with is, I want you to be exactly who you want to be behind closed doors. Don't ever hold back with me.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
I verily believe that a man's way with women is in inverse ratio to his prowess among men. The weakling and the saphead have often great ability to charm the fair sex, while the fighting man who can face a thousand real dangers unafraid, sits hiding in the shadows like some frightened child.
We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us.
We're great, Jo and me. We're pals, and I guess sex has a lot to do with it. She's also brilliant at clearing a room. So protective, so devoted. I can't believe how much she loves me.
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
To his doctrines I owe my great and glorious ambition for the sex to which I proudly belong and whose independence I shall defend until my dying day.
The positive nature of some child-adult sexual relationships is not confined to non-Western cultures. Several of my friends - gay and straight, male and female - had sex with adults from the ages of nine to 13. None feel they were abused. All say it was their conscious choice and gave them great joy.
Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!
I don't want to be known as a sex symbol.
There's a great stigma that goes with that tag. I want to be a Sam Elliott.
I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can forget the News of the World's high profile campaign against child sex offenders which led to News of the World readers burning down the home of a paediatrician, throwing rocks at a pedalo, stamping on a centipede.
You and your friends...always together, No time for the B-I-G, so I'm O-U-T. The sex was great, but the headaches I can't take. I think I made a very big mistake.
But the point of using the number was to show that sex was a great part of my life as basketball was a great part of my life. That's the reason why I was single.
There has been 32 isms since the advent of cubism, yet after all there are essentially the same two old strings, the Romantic and the Classical. We've just be confused by the storm. Science and psychology have played a great part to say nothing of sex.
Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
Another great illusion that woman must .
.. destroy . .. is the impurity of sex, the realisation in defiance of superstition that there is nothing impure in sex - except in the mental attitude toward it.
Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.