The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.
— Robert Fulghum
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If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The grass is not always greener on the other side. You learn to appreciate these people.
And I'd like to give my love to everybody, and let them know that the grass may look greener on the other side, but believe me, it's just as hard to cut.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

If you're true to the upliftment of people and the unity of people, raising the self-worth of people, then you live within your means. But the problem is that we're looking at the grass on the other side, saying, "That's greener. I want to be in the thug market, but I want to be a conscious rap artist." It doesn't work like that.
Even if you think the grass is greener on the other side, you’re going to have to mow that side too.
The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence.
The grass is greenest where it is watered.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.
Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
But the grass ain't always greener on the other side, It's green where you water it
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence?
You know how they say the grass is always greener on the other side? It is greener, because you're not there. And if you go you'll trample it and leave dirty footprints and probably spill something poisonous.
If the grass is greener on the other side it`s probably getting better care.
Success is a matter of sticking to a set of common sense principles anyone can master.

Love dies in many different ways, and it's natural for the grass to seem greener on the other side. But it's not a competition; there's plenty of pain to go around.
The grass isn't always greener on the other side.
I start off kind of in love and then I leave love and I'm single.
I’ve talked to guys who have played for the Phillies and gone on to other organizations and the grass isn’t always greener on the other side.

Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side.
If you talk to most artists, they think they can play something, you know, "If I had stayed playing football in high school, if I had been doing basketball..." Everybody's got their fantasies and thinks the grass is greener. It's not. It's not.
...the grass actually IS greener on the other side, but it's only because of the bodies buried there.
If the grass on the other side of the fence is greener, try watering your side.

The contract stuff just happens to be a coincidence to me.
I always play every game as if my back is against the wall. That's always something that has been good to me since high school. A lot of people believe the grass is greener on the other side, but I'm not one of those people. It wouldn't be my choice to leave, but the Seahawks know that.