quote by Harrison Ford

Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted.

— Harrison Ford

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A bad website is like a grumpy salesperson.

I can be a bit grumpy. Im full of angst, and hormones.

I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get.

I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.


Some men just want to watch the world burn

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

I once got a postcard from a French poet who wrote - "you don't know me but I'm always very grumpy when I get up in morning. But when I get up now I put the tea kettle on, and when it starts to sing it makes me smile - goddamn you!" That's what happened when we first designed it - we got a lot of mail.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.


If I'm grumpy I sure do enjoy writing The Walking Dead.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

You look at a herd of cattle and well, they all look the same.

.. but they know. They all have an individual personality, and those personalities change from day to day. They can have their grumpy days and their happy days and their serene days. But it's unpredictable. You can't be off in outer space when you're dealing with animals.

The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.

I have often noticed how primate groups in their entirety enter a similar mood.

All of a sudden, all of them are playful, hopping around. Or all of them are grumpy. Or all of them are sleepy and settle down. In such cases, the mood contagion serves the function of synchronizing activities.


Ramadan typically brings a spike in violence in Middle East.

I get grumpy when I don't eat - but I don't blow things up. Religion of peace?

One of the very first things I figured out about life.

..is that it's better to be a hopeful person than a cynical, grumpy one, because you have to live in the same world either way, and if you're hopeful, you have more fun.

I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband.

Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day.

For all my good intentions, there are days when things go wrong or I fall into old habits. When things are not going well, when I'm grumpy or mad, I'll realize that I've not been paying attention to my soul and I've not been following my best routine.

Too much openness and you accept every notion, idea, and hypothesis-which is tantamount to knowing nothing. Too much skepticism-especially rejection of new ideas before they are adequately tested-and you're not only unpleasantly grumpy, but also closed to the advance of science. A judicious mix is what we need.


I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.

The method of science, as stodgy and grumpy as it may seem, is far more important than the findings of science.

The brain's preferred source of fuel is glucose/carbohydrates.

And when you go on a low-carb/high-protein diet, your brain is using low-octane fuel. You'll be a little groggy, a little grumpy.

I'm easy going for the most part but sometimes in the morning if I didn't sleep well I can be kind of grumpy. But my grumpiness doesn't have that much to do with my dissatisfaction with my station in life.


It's true, I've become one of those grumpy older women.

Sometimes when you have bipolar you have days you are grumpy and not feeling yourself.

I know to argue against our online lives seems like the argument of the grumpy, old Luddite novelist, but I really always try to make the argument from the perspective of personal pleasure.

I'm not romantic at all. I'm a moaner. I should be on Grumpy Old Men. I'm terrible.

I think I did have a reputation for being grumpy.

I don't think I'm grumpy. I have opinions. I have an independent vision. I am a purposeful person. But on a daily basis, I think I'm other than grumpy. I think it is a case where I am coming to do business and not there just to be flattered and cajoled and used.


Discussing the possibilities of extraterrestrial life: I would love it even if they were short, sullen, grumpy and sexually obsessed. But there just isn't any good evidence.

Normally, in anything I do, I'm fairly miserable.

I do it, and I get grumpy because there is a huge, vast gulf, this aching disparity, between the platonic ideal of the project that was living in my head, and the small, sad, wizened, shaking, squeaking thing that I actually produce.

If you just read Leviticus on the surface, you may think it's just a bunch of grumpy irrelevant rules; but, it's actually the way God gave his people access to himself.

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

Anna Petrovna (to Shabelsky): You can't make a simple joke without an injection of venom. You are a poisonous man. Joking apart, Count, you're very poisonous. It's hideously boring to live with you. You're always grumpy, complaining, you find everyone bad, good for nothing. Tell me frankly, Count, did you ever speak well of anyone?

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