TV -- chewing gum for the eyes.
— Frank Lloyd Wright

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
— Hank Ketcham

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
— Lyndon B. Johnson

Is this Nation stating it cannot afford to spend an additional $600 million to help the developing nations of the world become strong and free and independentan amount less than this countrys annual outlay for lipstick, face cream, and chewing gum?
— John F. Kennedy

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.
— James Lafferty