quote by Carrie Snow

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

— Carrie Snow

Most Powerful Gynecologist quotations

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Loving everything about yourself - even the 'unacceptable' - is an act of personal power. It is the beginning of healing.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it.

But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.

as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists, periodontists, gynecologists and psychiatrists, from all of whom we want a second opinion. We want a second opinion that says, don't worry, you are going to live forever.

I've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.

There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley

Forty years ago, after many years of successful use of thyroid therapy, leading gynecologists in this country and elsewhere were reporting thyroid had cured more menstrual disorders than all other medications combined. Unfortunately, that lesson seems to have been largely lost.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist.

It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk.

Let's check under the hood.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show.

You might expect that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists would be there and they are.

I remember years ago hearing a gynecologist say, "Women report a great sense of calm and well-being post-menopause." This was way before I was even thinking about it, but I thought, "Hmm, that might be something to look forward to. A sense of well-being!"

One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded.

I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look.

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.