When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez

I wrote a lot in study hall to while away the hours.
James Welch hal quote

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Believe half of what you see and only some of what you hear, unless you hear it from me.
— Chris Daughtry

Once you're halfway home, you know that you can probably get the rest of the way there.
— Janis Ian

Probably some of the songs I never even really listened to the lyrics. Half of them I'd hear off the radio and was probably singing the wrong words and didn't even know it.
— hal quotation by Alan Jackson