quote by Johnny Carson

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

— Johnny Carson

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Happy holidays quote Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide

Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.

I was early taught to work as well as play.

My life has been one long, happy holiday; Full of work and full of play- I dropped the worry on the way- And God was good to me everyday.

It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.

Happy holidays quote The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about

The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.

Every piece of the universe, even the tiniest little snow crystal, matters somehow. I have a place in the pattern, and so do you. Thinking of you this holiday season!

Not that she didn't enjoy the holidays: but she always felt-and it was, perhaps, the measure of her peculiar happiness-a little relieved when they were over. Her normal life pleased her so well that she was half afraid to step out of its frame in case one day she should find herself unable to get back.

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

Happy holidays quote Never regret anything that made you smile.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

This is my wish for you: peace of mind, prosperity through the year, happiness that multiplies, health for you and yours, fun around every corner, energy to chase your dreams, joy to fill your holidays!

Happy holidays quote Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.

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My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

Happy holidays quote Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best

Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot.

Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

May your walls know joy, may every room hold laughter, and every window open to great possibility.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

Happy holidays quote Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sad

Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also makes music.

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I have always thought of Christmas time.

.. as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.

When your claim to be victims of secularism rests on Wal-Mart greeters wishing shoppers Happy Holidays, you are clearly a bunch of great big babies.

The only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

Happy holidays quote How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that’s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion.

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

Happy holidays quote Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experie

Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

I made no resolutions for the New Year.

The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.

Happy holidays quote Happiness is letting go of what you think your life is supposed to look like and

Happiness is letting go of what you think your life is supposed to look like and celebrating it for everything that it is.

Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet, Could we bestow the gifts we get, And keep the ones we give away, How happy were our Christmas day!

Thanksgiving-giving thanks in everything-prepares the way that God might show us His fullest salvation in Christ.

Happy holidays quote Enjoy life now. This is not a rehearsal.

Enjoy life now. This is not a rehearsal.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Reality, however utopian, is something from which people feel the need of taking pretty frequent holidays.

Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past.

Happy holidays quote Travel and tell no one, live a true love story and tell no one, live happily and

Travel and tell no one, live a true love story and tell no one, live happily and tell no one, people ruin beautiful things.

If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween.

We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.

Gluttony and surfeiting are no proper occasions for thanksgiving.

Sunny, happy with the music, no money. I'm thinking you're on holiday. Sipping yellow lemonade.

I love Thanksgiving because it's a holiday that is centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.

A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

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