quote by Woody Allen

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

— Woody Allen

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Having sex quote Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident.

Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

I've been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over my initial astonishment. As for conducting an orchestra, that's a job where I don't think sex plays much part.

Having sex quote A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it b

A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

And so, when two Christians who are both members of the Body of Christ decide to engage into sexual activity then what you are really doing is you are having sex with Jesus. "If you have done it unto the least of these my brethren then you have done it unto me." That's gross you are having sex with Jesus.

The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth.

It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.

I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.

Having sex quote I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

It's about giving the people what they want.

So many people have told me that they've made love to my records so what I've delivered this time is an album about sex. Pretty much every song has that theme. Straight no chasers, it's booty music!

Black women, historically, have been doubly victimized by the twin immoralities of Jim Crow and Jane Crow. ... Black women, faced with these dual barriers, have often found that sex bias is more formidable than racial bias.

Having sex quote Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pre

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex.

Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that.

Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.

Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to.

Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.

If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

Women want to talk first, connect first, then have sex.

For men, sex is the connection. Sex is man's language of intimacy

In Finland we have equal political rights for women and men.

We do not regard ourselves according to sex.

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

Tons of women would love to have sex with me.

I hate the image of black men as promiscuous and unable to control themselves sexually. I don't like that image.

You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex.

Sometimes we are outright rude when we interact with people.

We meet a gay guy or a couple living together, and we think we have the obligation and right to warn them what God thinks about their sexuality on our first meeting. As if their sex life is the first thing on God's agenda.It's not.Love is. Grace is. Mercy is. Jesus is.

Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography.

Rome is feminine. So is Odessa. London is a teenager, an urchin, and, in this, hasn't changed since the time of Dickens. Paris, I believe, is a man in his twenties in love with an older woman.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Women should have equal pay for equal work and they should be considered equally eligible to the offices of principal and superintendent, professor and president. So you must insist that qualifications, not sex, shall govern appointments and salaries.

There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love.

That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.

Just saying no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.

For the record, feminism by definition is: 'The belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities. It is the theory of the political, economic and social equality of the sexes.'

Celibacy is not just a matter of not having sex.

It is a way of admiring a person for their humanity, maybe even for their beauty.

Friendship is all about trust and sharing.

Passionate and romantic love is all about sex and emotions. You have to try to combine those, I think. The great marriages, the great couples I know, have both.

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

I don't even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex.

Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.

Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea.

Understand that your morality is not law. Understand that we are you. Understand that if we decide to have sex whether safe, safer, or unsafe, it is our decision and you have no rights in our lovemaking.

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