quote by Chris Elliott

People think that all cameramen do is point the camera at things, but it's a heck of a lot more complicated than that.

— Chris Elliott

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If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day.

That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.

Well, I have my own article on where the heck is global warming?.

..The fact is that we can't account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can't.

Money doesn't buy happiness. Some people say it's a heck of a down payment, though.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

I grabbed my book and opened it up. I wanted to smell it. Heck, I wanted to kiss it. Yes, kiss it. That's right, I am a book kisser. Maybe that's kind of perverted or maybe it's just romantic and highly intelligent.

It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years.

Personally, I like one hand preacher curls with dumbbells.

You don't have to do 100 pound dumbbells to get a burn. Heck I can do 35- 45 dumbbells and get something out of it. It's also great for guys that travel. It's the one piece of equipment that most hotels always have.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

It takes five years to design a new car in this country. Heck, we won World War II in four years.

We don't read novels to have an experience like life.

Heck, we're living lives, complete with all the incompleteness. We turn to fiction to have an author assure us that it means something.

And there I was, pretty as heck, brown eyes, a few freckles, fashion challenged, and a bad attitude. Max II.

Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts.

That's what little girls are made of; the heck with sugar and spice.

Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.

To take advantage of the last precious minutes, you've got to stay afield as late as the birds do, regardless of a houseful of guests, the sanguine promises you've made the missus, or the overdraft bank notice at home. To heck with everybody and everything when birds are feeding and fish are biting. Stay late and lie like a dog if necessary.

Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible.

To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

You want to believe in black and white, good and evil, heroes that are truly heroic, villains that are just plain bad, but I've learned in the past year that things are rarely so simple. The good guys can do some truly awful things, and the bad guys can sometimes surprise the heck out of you.

Women are the best judges of anything we turn out.

Their taste is very important. They are the theatergoers; they are the ones who drag the men in. If the women like it, to heck with the men.

I was born in ancient times, at the end of the world, in a patriarchal Catholic and conservative family. No wonder that by age five I was a raging feminist - although the term had not reached Chile yet, so nobody knew what the heck was wrong with me.

You get a heck of a sound from the church. Can't you hear it in my voice?

I wanted to definitely be a musician or a good preacher or a heck of a baseball player. I couldn't play ball too good - I hurt my finger, and I stopped that. I couldn't preach, and well, all I had left was getting into the music thing.

I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a sinking ship-and survive. You can be in an earthquake, fire, volcanic eruption, tornado, what you will-and survive. But if your plane crashes, you do not survive. And I say the heck with it.

Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children.

I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?

This is my best time of the year (spring training). Heck, once the season starts, I go to work.

There are people who make things happen.

There are people who watch things happen and then there are people who ask well, what in the heck happened?

If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.

I think the greatest thing we give each other is encouragement.

..knowing that I'm talking to someone in this mentoring relationship who's interested in the big idea here is very, very important to me. I think if it were just about helping me get to the next step, it would be a heck of a lot less interesting.

I was playing organ at a silent movie house at Harlem and they'd be showing some death scene on the screen. Likely as not, I'd grab a bottle and start swingin' out on 'Squeeze Me' or 'Royal Garden Blues'. The managers complained but, heck, they couldn't stop me!

Public Speaking is a skill that can be studied, polished, perfected.

Not only can you get good at it, you can get damn good at it and it makes a heck of a difference.

I think on balance, Don King has been bad for boxing.

I think he's done some very good things and I think he did a heck of a job of promoting Ali but I think I could have promoted Ali.

Let's begin to cover the main street of America... just to see what the heck occurs on it.

Evil Dead" needs a very specific home.

Movies are mostly unrated, but on television who the heck was doing that stuff? And now the doors opened a little bit with companies like Starz. They were the only suitor that was going to let us have content that was unrestricted.

To appreciate a work of art, is it okay to like what you like, and the heck with the art critics and experts? Absolutely.

Being a feminist simply means you believe in equal rights, and I think if you ask anybody if they believe in equal rights, they'll say yes, man or woman. And if they don't - who the heck would say that?

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