There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.— Melanie Griffith
Undeniable Hilarious Love quotations
Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel.
As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
After a long day at work, I want someone to come home, turn on my video and think, "Oh my god, how girls get ready? This is hilarious, I love this, I'm forgetting about all my problems."
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
I hope you're getting this down.
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
I once worked with Emma Thompsons mother, Phyllida Law.
I worked with her on a BBC drama, and she was hilarious. I loved her so much, and she was great to work with.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Writing is both the excursion into and the excursion out of one's life.
That is the queasy paradox of the artistic life. It is the thing that, like love, removes one both painfully and deliciously from the ordinary shape of existence. It joins another queasy paradox: that life is an amazing, hilarious, blessed gift and that it is also intolerable.
Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.
Against my better judgment I feel certain that somewhere very near here—the first house down the road, maybe—there's a good poet dying, but also somewhere very near here somebody's having a hilarious pint of pus taken from her lovely young body, and I can't be running back and forth forever between grief and high delight.
Young love is so ridiculous, as is middle-aged and old love.
And it's also hilarious. When have you ever felt so vulnerable and wonderful and terrible at the same time?
I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
Michael Buble is seriously my favorite entertainer.
Have you ever seen the guy in concert? He's hilarious. Women love him. Guys want to meet him. He has everything that I wish I could do onstage. And I'm guessin' he's a good-lookin' guy - although he's not one of 'People' magazine's sexiest men.
I'm always dying to do more comedic parts, I love it when I get to do something really overblown like Crazy, Stupid, Love that can just be silly. There have always been hilarious women, but I love that they are getting more and more attention.
Clary made fun of him about his new look;
but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.
A King only bows down to his Queen.
I'd love to do comedy. I'd probably have to get my laughing fits in check, because generally if I've done comedy, I'm usually the straight character that plays against the very obviously funny character, so that's really hard when the person is really hilarious.
I think there's something very lovely and hilarious about exploring the particular neuroses of the female mind. It's just not the same thing with men. I mean, there are exceptions, but for the most part, women beat themselves up in their heads more. They overanalyze stuff far more than men do.
Sexcastle is a perfect mix of homage and comedy, action and irony, loving tribute and hilarious send-up of the great, good, and ungodly-bad action movies of the '80s. I don't remember the last time a debut book hit me this hard. Literally, this book punched me in the face. It's THAT mean.
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.
I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious - I loved that part when we opened the door, we all look ahead and we have to look down and see that we're actually dealing with this little boy who did this horrible thing of ordering a wife through e-mail.
Two things you will never have to chase: true friends and true love.
I love 'Robot Chicken,' 'The Boondocks' and 'America's Funniest Home Videos.
' Then there's this show called 'The First 48.' It's a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it's hilarious.
I've always found it sort of hilarious, and occasionally horrifying, how these images [in mass media] impact us, and especially when it comes to love and sex and relationships, I think we sometimes develop unrealistic expectations.
I was very excited to hone in on John Goodman.
Casting John first really set the tone. He's very good at being terrifying and being hilarious, and I loved the idea of that character not being merely 'moustache-twirly'. I enjoyed being scared by him.
Cyndi Lauper was hilarious and generous, someone I'd loved from childhood who didn't disappoint.
I love what Joe Eszterhas written about Bill Clinton.
It's hilarious, Clinton as a rock star, which is the way we should remember him.