Useful Hilarious Short quotations

Hilarious short quote Long term consistency trumps short term intensity.
Long term consistency trumps short term intensity.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Hilarious short quote Life is too short to silence your personality.
Life is too short to silence your personality.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother.

She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.


When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

Hilarious short quote Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.
Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.

We need a barn or one of those storage areas for the Broken vehicles.

" "A garage?" He gave her a short nod. "A private, relatively remote location, with thick walls to dampen the sound and preferably a sturdy door I could bolt from the inside, keeping your grandmother, your brothers, and all other painfully annoying spectators out..." Rose began to laugh. A make-out bunker... "I'm glad you find our dilemma hilarious.