Useful Hilarious Short quotations
Long term consistency trumps short term intensity.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Life is too short to silence your personality.
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother.
She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
Life is short. To just "Do things" is insane. Live with a purpose. Live for a reason.
Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.
We need a barn or one of those storage areas for the Broken vehicles.
" "A garage?" He gave her a short nod. "A private, relatively remote location, with thick walls to dampen the sound and preferably a sturdy door I could bolt from the inside, keeping your grandmother, your brothers, and all other painfully annoying spectators out..." Rose began to laugh. A make-out bunker... "I'm glad you find our dilemma hilarious.