A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.— Lana Turner
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
When a man finds a good woman and treats her the way she deserves to be treated it will change his Life. God favors a man that finds his wife and Loves her the way God Loves her
The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you.
To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.
Man up and settle down. The sooner a man can gain control, identify his wife, and be faithful to her, the more successful, and happy you will be in life. Being with one woman in a faithful relationship will cause you to be the happiest version of yourself.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love.
One man, one wife, one love, through life.
I doubt if a single individual could be found from the whole of mankind free from some form of insanity. The only difference is one of degree. A man who sees a gourd and takes it for his wife is called insane because this happens to very few people.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche. Let them eat cake. On being told that her people had no bread. Attributed to Marie-Antoinette, but remark is much older. Rousseau refers in his Confessions, 1740, to a similar remark, as a well-known saying. Others attribute the remark to the wife of Louis XIV.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
A man's greatest moment in life is when his enemy lays vanquished, his village aflame, his herds driven before you and his weeping wives and daughters are clasped to your breast.
When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife.
He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.
As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."
The gaze that the colonized subject casts at the colonist's sector is a look of lust, a look of envy. Dreams of possession. Every type of possession; of sitting at the colonist's table and sleeping in his bed, preferably with his wife. The colonized man is an envious man.
A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week.
A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour's wife over the garden fence.
The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.
A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself.
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
Clemenza's overriding responsibility is to his family.
He takes a moment out of his routine madness to remember that he had promised his wife that he would bring dessert home. His instruction to his partner in crime is an entire moral manifesto in six little words: 'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen, whilst at home he will permit his aged mother to carry pails of water and armfuls of wood, or his wife to lug a twenty-pound baby, hour after hour, without ever offe
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
[conductor Eugene Ormandy introduces Warfield to the audience in an unintentionally humorous way:] With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night.
She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life.
He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction.
A man is pleased that his wife is dressed as well as other people, and the wife is pleased that she is dressed.
One judge is coughing his life out into bloody handkerchiefs and the other is burying his wife, and you think this is how God answers your prayers?
In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team.