quote by Mark Twain

Names are not always what they seem.

— Mark Twain

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Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.

Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Don't limit yourself to the skies when there is a whole galaxy out there.

Don't limit yourself to the skies when there is a whole galaxy out there.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Live your life as an exclamation, not as an explanation.

Live your life as an exclamation, not as an explanation.

I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

Life! Don't talk to me about life!

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themse

We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themselves.

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote He who has led you so far will guide you further.

He who has led you so far will guide you further.

It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.

Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning.

"...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..." "No?" said Arthur grimly as he walked along beside him. "Really?" "Oh yes," said Marvin, "I mean I've asked for them to be replaced but no one ever listens." "I can imagine.

God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Most of all let Love guide your life.

Most of all let Love guide your life.

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Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote A great mind produces great men, but only the heart is able to guide them on the

A great mind produces great men, but only the heart is able to guide them on the best ways.

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Let your heart guide your passions, let you mind focus on priorities.

Let your heart guide your passions, let you mind focus on priorities.

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity — distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Do what is right not what is easy

Do what is right not what is easy

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To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."

Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote Any book is a self-help guide if you can take something from it.

Any book is a self-help guide if you can take something from it.

The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.” “Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

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