quote by James Hetfield

One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue.

— James Hetfield

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I guess you could say there are two Slashes.

There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash- he collects miniature soaps and treats his hookers real nice.

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

To tell the truth, I just lost confidence in Joe Hooker.

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser.

Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.

I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson.

Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.

I think some of the best sex writing is going to come from the unexpected sources, not the same old same old. Like I'd love to see a memoir by a submissive man, because we've seen one from a professional submissive and dommes and strippers and hookers. I'd love to see more men writing frankly, not jokingly, about sex.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life.

I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

Whoever invented smooth jazz, man, I wanna kill 'em: You're turning an art form into a hooker.

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.

On that gray street, with the smell of industrial smokes in the air and the afternoon bleeding away to evening, downtown Derry looked only marginally more charming than a dead hooker in a church pew.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq.

A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

You're either a really good hooker or a really good mom.

That kind of conflicted nature is very much a part of being a woman.

I used to listen to country and western and blues, John Lee Hooker, spirituals, the Bluegrass Boys, and Eddie Arnold. There was a radio station that come on everyday with country, spirituals, and the blues.

Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Destiny is usually just around the corner.

Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it.

Being a hooker does not mean being evil.

The same with a pick-pocket, or even a thief. You do what you do out of necessity.

His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

What I do for a living is somewhat like mercenary prostitution.

I spend a lot of energy trying to find games to bring to alternate platforms, like Linux and MacOS, and in my free time, I work on various open source projects, and other freebies like that. So I guess I'm a hooker with a heart of gold, sorta.

They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!

Most Bolton students were scions of the city's wealthiest families.

My crewe stuck out like hooker at church. We werent part of their pampered, priveliged world, and many of our classmates were quick to remind us of that fact. Taunting the "boat kids" was practically a varsity sport.

I don't know what to do with it. I'm very fortunate to have it, and it gives you room to maneuver. But the main thing about having money is it means you don't have to worry about it. And that for me is a lovely thing. It's not for fast cars and hookers.

People like Howlin' Wolf, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, John Lee Hooker, Nina Simone, Captain Beefheart - all of these artists were what I grew up listening to every day of my life. And there's a very healthy music scene in the west country of England, where I grew up.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

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