You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
— Edward Flaherty

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
Jules Feiffer horny quote

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
— Johnny Bench

If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
— Carlos Santana

Mine is the horny hand of toil.
— horny quotation by John Singer Sargent