Quotations list about housework, caretaking and chore captions for Instagram citing Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller and Anonymous lunch sayings.

What are the best housework quotes?

We've gathered this hand-picked list of quotes to show you what is housework!

Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous housework quote.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. — Joan Rivers

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? — Phyllis Diller

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. — Anonymous

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. — Evan Esar

Housework can kill you if done right. — Erma Bombeck

Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard. — Proverbs

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. — Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? — Erma Bombeck