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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Phyllis Diller

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt.

Oscar Wilde

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.

Anonymous

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

Louisa May Alcott

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

Erma Bombeck

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

George Carlin

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Phyllis Diller

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you?

Erma Bombeck

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household.

Erica Jong

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

Erma Bombeck

My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings and do the housework.

Sara Paretsky

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Erma Bombeck

And, over the last thirty years we have seen men's participation in both housework and childcare has increased and women's have stayed at about the same.

James Levine

Composing a piece of music is very feminine. It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative. By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine.

Barbara Kolb

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

Quentin Crisp

The suburban housewife -- she was the dream image of the young American women and the envy, it was said, of women all over the world. The American housewife -- freed by science and labor-saving appliances from the drudgery, the dangers of childbirth, and the illnesses of her grandmother had found true feminine fulfillment.

Betty Friedan

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses.

Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother.

Beverly Jones

You all know that even when women have full rights, they still remain fatally downtrodden because all housework is left to them. In most cases housework is the most unproductive, the most barbarous and the most arduous work a woman can do. It is exceptionally petty and does not include anything that would in any way promote the development of the woman.

Lenin (Vladimir Ulyanov)

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.

Ann Oakley

For a woman to get a rewarding sense of total creation by way of the multiple monotonous chores that are her daily lot would be as irrational as for an assembly line worker to rejoice that he had created an automobile because he tightened a bolt.

Edith Mendel Stern

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

Katharine Whitehorn

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

Letty Cottin Pogrebin

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.

Joyce Carol Oates

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy.

Shirley Conran

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

Siobhan Fahey

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