I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
— Joan Rivers

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt.
Oscar Wilde housework quote

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
— Phyllis Diller

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
— Anonymous

Housekeeping ain't no joke.
— housework quotation by Louisa May Alcott